I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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