the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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