I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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