i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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