If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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