Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
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Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
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yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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