I'm drive I can fine osifer
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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