Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
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I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
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debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
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