Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
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He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
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I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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