Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
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I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
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So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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