My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
it was like his penis was on wheels.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
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I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
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I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌