but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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