dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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