So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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