Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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