No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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