But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
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