Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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