i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
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