You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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