So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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