just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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