That reminds me...we need to get swords
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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