What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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