At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
