Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
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You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
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I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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