i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
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just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
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I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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