these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
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My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
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I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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