you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Shame - the story of my life.
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