So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I think a kid would responsible me up
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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