I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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