i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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