If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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