i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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