Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
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The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
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Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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