Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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