i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
