Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
