I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
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When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
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I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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