I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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