One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
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No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
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His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
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Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
I cannot belive our party caught on fire