He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
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its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
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When / where did the additional couches appear?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"