I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
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If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
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I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit