Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
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