Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Randomize
