All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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