What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
