i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
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Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
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We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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