I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
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