Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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