...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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