paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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