The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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