btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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