AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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