She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
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they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
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MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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