Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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