I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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