wrigley field is MILF paradise
It's like God shit irony all over that family
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
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