I can tuck mytits in my pants
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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