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I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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