I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
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what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
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I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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